Discussion in 'Jokes And Riddles' started by Paul4love, Oct 4, 2010.
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A bottle of whiskey
One day,a man called Abraham attended a church service with a bottle of whisky in his bag. In the church,the pastor was preaching a sermon,when he came across a quotation that says \"Abraham, Abraham! What is that in your hand? \"The man jumped instantly and shouted \"A bottle of whiskey,my lord\" and everybody in the church burst into laughter.
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There was a woman who was in labour due to the pain she was having,she said to the doctor hmm-doctor,hmmm doctor i need something liquid o-o-o. The doctor was confused and said something liquid like what,do you need water she said no,do u need pap she said no,he then ask the woman again and said something liquid like what?,she said something liquid like chin-chin
The opened zip
A sleeping passenger in a vehicle who had left the zip of his trousers opened was suddenly woken up by co-passengers,and he said to him:my friend your business is open. And the man replied:Oh thanks but was my sales man out or in.
GULDER & FANTA
A guy was ask the meaning of the word gulder and fanta he foolishly answered saying>>G>GIRLS <U>UNDER <L>LOVE <D>DESERVE <E>EXTRA <R>ROMANCE while fanta simply means <F>FOOLISH <A>ASHAWO <N>NEVER <T>TAKE <A>ADVICE.. Everybody then burst into laughter.
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Na only for 9ja u go see mad pple dey join police.
Akpu & Ogbono soup is the only food recognize in heaven
If not for the word love mosquitoe for no dey disturb ear.
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